- Don`t get caught with a sweaty beer. You know the consequences. (A warm beer.). Hey bro! How`s it going man? Just trying to keep my beverage cold dude!
- Freaker bottle covers are One-Size-Fits-Most!
- Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)
- Made in the Freakin` USA! American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
- Machine Washable!