Freaker - Santa Chimney
- We use the same technology as Santa, who fits down all chimneys. We aren`t telling how we do it. We had to sell our soul for this information.
- Freaker bottle covers are One-Size-Fits-Most!
- Insulates!! (I know, I know, big words. Here: It keeps all your drinks cold!)
- Made in the Freakin` USA! American jobs thank you kindly for your support!
- Machine Washable!